“My favorite part of this 12-person conference call is the sound of caller seven eating at his desk. How’s that apple, Charlie? Sounds delicious.”
One miserable office drone tweeted his conference call complaints to meetingboy.com. The result was this cartoon from our June issue of Reader’s Digest—written by Meeting Boy, illustrated by Spencer Mains. It made us think twice about chowing down on company time (we’re keeping the paper footballs, though).
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.