Funny Christmas Quotes

These witty words will have you laughing all the way through the holiday season.

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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?

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You know, the birth of Santa. —Bart Simpson

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the holiday season,

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that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. —Dave Barry&nbsp

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas

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with a note on it saying "toys not included." —Bernard Manning

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What I don't like about office Christmas parties

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is looking for a job the next day. —Phyllis Diller

Nothing says holidays

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like a cheese log. —Ellen DeGeneres

I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was six.

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Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. —Shirley Temple


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