15 Funny Church Signs That Are Going to Hell

Houses of worship? Funnier than you thought.

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But does He invest?

But does He invest? Ildar Sagdejev, Wikimedia Commons
—funny church sign on East Main Street

It's working.

It's working. Submitted by Sarah Brannon
—funny McDonaldville St. Paul church sign

Thank God!

Thank God! Submitted by Nathan and Heather Woods
—funny Benton Heights Presbyterian Church sign

You win this round, Nature.

You win this round, Nature. Submitted by Stephen Barnett
—funny First United Methodist Church sign

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High logic.

High logic.Submitted by Jim Brothers
—funny Palm Heights Baptist Church sign

I'm sick of your glossy ways.

I'm sick of your glossy ways.Submitted by Sherm Nichols
—funny Olympia Brown Unitarian Universalist Church sign

The #2 congregation in town!

The #2 congregation in town!Submitted by Dean Hall
—funny Faith Community Church sign

Crihst be whit you.

Crihst be whit you.Submitted by Sherri R. Vance
—funny Meadow Land Baptist Church

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We're a little concerned about your addiction to church.

We're a little concerned about your addiction to church.Submitted by Roger Patterson
—funny First Congregational Methodist Church sign

When the shepherd's away...

When the shepherd's away...Submitted by Dawn Schoep
—funny Cape Coral Community Church sign

It's the 11th Commandment.

It's the 11th Commandment. RD magazine
—funny church parking sign

Divine punishment?

Divine punishment? RD magazine
—funny Clifton Baptist Church sign

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Friday and Saturday, you're on your own.

Friday and Saturday, you're on your own.Submitted by Don Denlinger
—funny The Healing Center sign

2nd amendment, or new commandment?

2nd amendment, or new commandment?Submitted by Laura Perneski
—funny The Christian Church sign

You can't complain in the grave.

You can't complain in the grave.Submitted by Erin Darling
—funny Lancaster Assembly of God church sign

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