Hey! Did you know we have a Facebook page dedicated to the funny stuff we just found sitting around the Internet, gathering digi-dust? Well, we do! Think of it as a big online yard sale, except everyone there is wearing a clown nose and has a bunch of kittens in their pants.
In case you missed it, here’s a sampling of the funniest stuff we found around the web last week:
There are two sides to every story. Little did historians know, there was another epic romance unfolding on April 15, 1912, right before the RMS Titanic rudely rammed that iceberg into the sea. Web comic Maneggs.com sinks the myth.
Life Is Hard
Especially if you live in the private hell of Any Infomercial Household. Photo sharing site Imgur supplied this animated compilation of 41 infomercial actors failing at life (with hilarious results.) Watch any of these next time your tube of saran wrap gets uppity, and feel better about life, instantly.
Further Proof That Cats Are Evil Geniuses
Cats must’ve invented the Internet, because they’ve got this thing on lockdown.
Exhibit A: this popular Reddit image of one such feline duping his doggy elder…
Exhibit B: A cat finds cone-meraderie with another household fixture…
And, Exhibit C: A cat dressed as a shark chases a duckling on a Roomba.
Time to shut down the Internet, boys. It’s not gonna get any more clicky than this.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.