Operation Giant Profit: A missile test plan. Or: Wishful thinking on the part of the missile makers.
Operation Penny Counter: Development of a mobile computer system. Or: What the military was forced to resort to following Operation Giant Profit.
Operation Burnt Potato: A refueling route. Or: What was served in the chow hall after Operation Penny Counter.
Operation Lucky Dragon: Spy-plane implementation. Or: Where the officers ordered in from after Operation Burnt Potato.
Operation Big Belly: A program to enlarge a bomber’s load. Or: What results when Operation Lucky Dragon is too successful.
Operation Burp Gun: An Air Force refueling track over Western New York. Or: The only weapon known to cure Operation Big Belly.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.