Operation Giant Profit: A missile test plan. Or: Wishful thinking on the part of the missile makers.
Operation Penny Counter: Development of a mobile computer system. Or: What the military was forced to resort to following Operation Giant Profit.
Operation Burnt Potato: A refueling route. Or: What was served in the chow hall after Operation Penny Counter.
Operation Lucky Dragon: Spy-plane implementation. Or: Where the officers ordered in from after Operation Burnt Potato.
Operation Big Belly: A program to enlarge a bomber’s load. Or: What results when Operation Lucky Dragon is too successful.
Operation Burp Gun: An Air Force refueling track over Western New York. Or: The only weapon known to cure Operation Big Belly.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.