10 Funny Foreign Signs with Hilariously Bad Translations

These funny signs are proof: Bad translations can have hilarious consequences.

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Burn the hand carefully

Austin Fathman

We don't want any accidents.

Toilet button is on your back side.

Kyle Kachman

Be careful when you press it.

Sand beach useful for swimming

Dianne Folsom

What's the water for?

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Dude no grinding ordinance

Rhonda Bowers

Someone's using their skater-to-English dictionary.

10 min. walk / 7 if run a little

Michael Smolinski

"...and 4 if ride a horse halfway."

Attention to the monkeys, please do not feed and play them.

Lidia Li

Nobody likes being played.

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Disable toilet

Guy Breshears

But then we can't use it!

When you are striding on us, we are groaning under your feet.

Mary Henry

Grass is people too.

Eat for the butter grouth.

Julius Kwarteng

Not sure what the butter grouth is, but, hey, there's butter on it.

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The yard is a free fallow land that fit for chatting and having a rest! Welcome to enjoy us!

Ken Pye

Mom always said "the best things in life are fallow."


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