10 Funny Foreign Signs with Hilariously Bad Translations

These funny signs are proof: Bad translations can have hilarious consequences.

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Burn the hand carefully

Burn the hand carefullyAustin Fathman
We don't want any accidents.

Toilet button is on your back side.

Toilet button is on your back side.Kyle Kachman
Be careful when you press it.

Sand beach useful for swimming

Sand beach useful for swimmingDianne Folsom
What's the water for?

Dude no grinding ordinance

Dude no grinding ordinanceRhonda Bowers
Someone's using their skater-to-English dictionary.

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10 min. walk / 7 if run a little

10 min. walk / 7 if run a littleMichael Smolinski
"...and 4 if ride a horse halfway."

Attention to the monkeys, please do not feed and play them.

Attention to the monkeys, please do not feed and play them.Lidia Li
Nobody likes being played.

Disable toilet

Disable toiletGuy Breshears
But then we can't use it!

When you are striding on us, we are groaning under your feet.

When you are striding on us, we are groaning under your feet.Mary Henry
Grass is people too.

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Eat for the butter grouth.

Eat for the butter grouth.Julius Kwarteng
Not sure what the butter grouth is, but, hey, there's butter on it.

The yard is a free fallow land that fit for chatting and having a rest! Welcome to enjoy us!

The yard is a free fallow land that fit for chatting and having a rest! Welcome to enjoy us! Ken Pye
Mom always said "the best things in life are fallow."

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Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

Kevin Nealon

“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” 
—Everyone following you on Instagram

@kristencarney

A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

@sixthformpoet

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Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.

From clientsfromhell.net

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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”

@NicCageMatch

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“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” 
—Alcohol

@yoyoha (Josh Hara)

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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.