The Kid Who Ruined the Group Costume
The Girls Who Are Too Young to Be Dressed as Sexy _________s
The Dad Who Took His "Haunted Garage" Too Far
The Costumed Baby Who Thinks You're All Fools
The Helicopter Mom
The Couple Who Only Has "Old People Candy"
The Family Who Is Clearly Over It
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.