Funny Interviews: Meet the Dumbest Job Applicants

Human resource pros share the worst things they've seen, from real candidates trying to get hired. Here's what not to do.

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Took the edge off...with a drink.

Took the edge off...with a drink.iStock/MarioGuti
"I swear this is true: Someone threw his beer can in the outside trash can before coming into the reception area." Anonymous HR professional

Hey: TMI, people.

Hey: TMI, people.iStock/sanjeri
"A guy once talked during the interview about how an affair cost him a previous job." Anonymous HR professional

Read the directions wrong.

Read the directions wrong.iStock/szepy
"We ask prospective job applicants at our business to fill out a questionnaire. For the line 'Choose one word to summarize your strongest professional attribute,' one woman wrote, 'I'm very good at following instructions.'" Anonymous HR professional

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Grossed out the interviewer.

Grossed out the interviewer.iStock/Kmonroe2
"Someone once blew her nose and lined up the used tissues on the table in front of her." Anonymous HR professional

Misunderstood the work.

Misunderstood the work.iStock/LDProd
"An individual applied for a customer-service job, and when asked what he might not like about the job, he said, 'Dealing with people.'" Source: Robert Half Technology

Brought a sidekick. Who wasn't patient.

Brought a sidekick. Who wasn't patient.iStock/RapidEye
"Once an applicant's friend came in and asked, 'How much longer?'" Anonymous HR professional

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Didn't bother with research.

Didn't bother with research.iStock/g-stockstudio
"It's amazing when people come in for an interview and say, 'Can you tell me about your business?' Seriously, people. There’s an Internet. Look it up." HR professional in New York City

Listed all experiences...relevant or not.

Listed all experiences...relevant or not.iStock/sakhorn38
"I had somebody list their prison time as a job. And an exotic dancer who called herself a 'customer service representative.'" Sharlyn Lauby, human resources consultant in Fort Lauderdale, FL

Came hungry.

Came hungry.iStock/OJO_Images
"I had someone eat all the candy from the candy bowl while trying to answer questions." Anonymous HR professional

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Called in an understudy.

Called in an understudy.iStock/Sjale
"The candidate sent his sister to interview in his place." Source: Robert Half Technology

Gave more than a handshake.

Gave more than a handshake.iStock/SelectStock
"Someone applying for a job hugged me at the end of the interview." Anonymous HR professional

Ordered in lunch.

Ordered in lunch. iStock/hillwoman2
"Applicant delivered prepaid Chinese food, including a fortune cookie with his name and phone." Anonymous HR professional

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Spammed a prospective employer.

Spammed a prospective employer.iStock/RapidEye
"Applicant put up posters of himself in the company parking lot." Anonymous HR professional

Wore the wrong outfit.

Wore the wrong outfit.iStock/PeopleImages
"The candidate arrived in a catsuit." Source: Robert Half Technology

Got too creative.

Got too creative.iStock/shironosov
"Applicant announced his candidacy with a singing telegram." Anonymous HR professional

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Thought he was larger than life.

Thought he was larger than life.iStock/rafael_olechowski
"Applicant rented a billboard, which the hiring manager could see from his office, listing his qualifications." Anonymous HR professional

Shared his "happy" hours.

Shared his "happy" hours.iStock/skynesher
"Candidate specified that his availability was limited because Friday, Saturday, and Sunday was 'drinking time.'" Anonymous HR professional

Tried to justify the crime.

Tried to justify the crime.iStock/Patrick Heagney
"Candidate explained an arrest by stating, 'We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.'" Anonymous HR professional

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Forgot to proofread the cover letter.

Forgot to proofread the cover letter.iStock/hikmetyildiz
"Advertising is a tough business. Which may be why one prospective adman wrote a cover letter boasting, 'I am getting to my goal, slowly but surly.'" Anonymous HR professional

Was just weird.

Was just weird.iStock/rmJones
"A job applicant came in for an interview with a cockatoo on his shoulder." Source: Robert Half Technology

Cared about his appearance too much.

Cared about his appearance too much.iStock/padnpen
“A guy who forgot dark socks to wear with his suit colored in his ankles with a black felt-tip marker.” Source: Washingtonian.com

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Cared about his hygiene too much.

Cared about his hygiene too much.iStock/Jringjai
“I once had a person clip her fingernails while we were speaking.” Source: Washingtonian.com

Had other business to conduct.

Had other business to conduct.iStock/monkeybusinessimages
“I was interviewing someone who took a cell-phone call and asked me to leave my office while they talked.” Source: Washingtonian.com

Has a problem with authority.

Has a problem with authority.iStock/shironosov
“The candidate told the interviewer he was fired from his last job for beating up his boss.” Source: Careerbuilder.com


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He was a fugitive.

He was a fugitive.iStock/Ivan Bliznetsov
“The candidate said that by crossing the Maryland state line he was in violation of his probation but felt the interview was worth risking possible jail time.” Source: Washingtonian.com

Something didn't add up.

Something didn't add up.iStock/Antonio_Diaz
“An applicant said she was a ‘people person,’ not a ‘numbers person,’ in her interview for an accounting position.” Source: Careerbuilder.com

Got a little too comfortable.

Got a little too comfortable.iStock/azgek
“A candidate complained that she was hot. She then said ‘Excuse me’ and removed her socks. After placing them on the desk, she continued as if everything was normal.” Source: Washingtonian.com

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