Funny Last Words of 13 Notable People

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Bob Hope's Digest Editors

"Surprise me."

Marie Antoinette

"Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose."

Oscar Wilde

"It would really be more than the English could stand if another century began and I were still alive."

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"Don't disturb my circles!"

Peter The Great

"Give back everything to..."

Ian Fleming

"I am sorry to trouble you chaps. I don't know how you get along so fast with the traffic on the roads these days."

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Del Close

"Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room."


"You will not see me alive at sunrise."


"The flames already?"

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Pope Alexander VI

"Okay, okay, I'll come. Just give it a moment."

Dominique Bouhours

"I am about to—or am going to—die: either expression is correct."

W.C. Fields

"I'm looking for loopholes."

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Henrik Ibsen

"On the contrary."

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