Funny Last Words of 13 Notable People

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope
"Surprise me."

Marie Antoinette

Marie Antoinette
"Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose."

Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde
"It would really be more than the English could stand if another century began and I were still alive."

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Archimedes

Archimedes
"Don't disturb my circles!"

Peter The Great

Peter The Great
"Give back everything to..."

Ian Fleming

Ian Fleming
"I am sorry to trouble you chaps. I don't know how you get along so fast with the traffic on the roads these days."

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Del Close

Del Close
"Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room."

Nostradamus

Nostradamus
"You will not see me alive at sunrise."

Voltaire

Voltaire
"The flames already?"

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Pope Alexander VI

Pope Alexander VI
"Okay, okay, I'll come. Just give it a moment."

Dominique Bouhours

Dominique Bouhours
"I am about to—or am going to—die: either expression is correct."

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
"I'm looking for loopholes."

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Henrik Ibsen

Henrik Ibsen
"On the contrary."

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One thought on “Funny Last Words of 13 Notable People

  1. How exactly do you say “Okay, okay” in Italian in 1503? The expression didn’t exist in English for around 300 more years, though it may have existed in some form in Flemish or German. But still.

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