Funny Mustache Styles You’ve Never Heard Of

Inspired by mustache slang from the book "One Thousand Mustaches: A Cultural History of the Mo," by Allan Peterkin, we came up with funny takes on the face-lace.

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The Bro-stache

As seen on Burt Reynolds.

The Bro-tee

As seen on Kanye West.

Mr. Tickles

As seen on Gandhi.

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As seen on Robert Pattinson.

The Crumb Catcher

As seen on Albert Einstein.

The Bristle Baton

As seen on Sasha Baron Cohen.

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The Grass Grin

As seen on Orlando Bloom.

Upper Lipholstery

As seen on President William H. Taft.

The Manometer

As seen on Hulk Hogan.

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The Face Lace

As seen on Prince.

The Wing

As seen on Sonny Bono.

The Lip Shadow

As seen on John Waters.

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The Mouthbrow

As seen on Robert Goulet.

The Mo

As seen on Charlie Chaplin.

The Baby-stache

As seen on Leonardo DiCaprio.

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The Tea Strainer

As seen on Justin Timberlake.

The Moz

As seen on Eddie Murphy.

The Cookie Duster

As seen on Geraldo Rivera.

Slang from © 2012 by Allan Peterkin. "One Thousand Mustaches: A Cultural History of the Mo," published by Arsenal Pulp Press.

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