Funny Mustache Styles You’ve Never Heard Of

Inspired by mustache slang from the book "One Thousand Mustaches: A Cultural History of the Mo," by Allan Peterkin, we came up with funny takes on the face-lace.

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The Bro-stache

The Bro-stache
As seen on Burt Reynolds.

The Bro-tee

The Bro-tee
As seen on Kanye West.

Mr. Tickles

Mr. Tickles
As seen on Gandhi.

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Whiskers

Whiskers
As seen on Robert Pattinson.

The Crumb Catcher

The Crumb Catcher
As seen on Albert Einstein.

The Bristle Baton

The Bristle Baton
As seen on Sasha Baron Cohen.

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The Grass Grin

The Grass Grin
As seen on Orlando Bloom.

Upper Lipholstery

Upper Lipholstery
As seen on President William H. Taft.

The Manometer

The Manometer
As seen on Hulk Hogan.

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The Face Lace

The Face Lace
As seen on Prince.

The Wing

The Wing
As seen on Sonny Bono.

The Lip Shadow

The Lip Shadow
As seen on John Waters.

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The Mouthbrow

The Mouthbrow
As seen on Robert Goulet.

The Mo

The Mo
As seen on Charlie Chaplin.

The Baby-stache

The Baby-stache
As seen on Leonardo DiCaprio.

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The Tea Strainer

The Tea Strainer
As seen on Justin Timberlake.

The Moz

The Moz
As seen on Eddie Murphy.

The Cookie Duster

The Cookie Duster
As seen on Geraldo Rivera.

Slang from © 2012 by Allan Peterkin. "One Thousand Mustaches: A Cultural History of the Mo," published by Arsenal Pulp Press.

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