Funny Panini Recipes You Won’t Find in Any Cookbook

What happens when you make a panini sandwich with cotton candy, cheese crisps, cupcakes, and more? The Toastie Project goes there.

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Rainbow Taffy Panini

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Start with sticky candy...

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Layer between the bread.

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Press, then ... presto.  

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Check out the crazy patterns inside the sandwich!

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Slice and serve: the finished rainbow panini.

Next: Ice cream cone panini >>

Ice Cream Cone Panini

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Grab one of these from the freezer case...

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Unwrap it, and get that baby between two slices of good old white bread.

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Press down according to manufacturer's directions.

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Ooh, the chocolate-y interior...

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Ready to eat, the ice cream cone panini.

Next: Cotton candy panini >>

Cotton Candy Panini

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Pick up a wad of classic cotton candy...

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And, yes, place between the bread.

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Put your panini machine to work.

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Even top chefs will swoon over the pretty pink interior...

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Finished product: a skinny cotton candy slice.

Next: Cheesy snack panini >>

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Cheesy Snack Food Panini

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Hit up the vending machine for your favorite cheesy, crunchy snack food...

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And get it on white bread.

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You can even double stack—go big or go home!

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The inside looks like modern art, right?

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And there's your salty, cheesy panini!

Next: Cupcake panini >>

Cupcake Panini

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First, grab a pretty, delicious cupcake.

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Sandwich it between bread...

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And press down.

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Can you believe there's a cupcake hiding in there?

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And this takes the cake: a cupcake panini sandwich.

For more panini projects, visit The Toastie Project >>

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