Monopoly for Millennials

In a new version of Monopoly designed for millennials, players will buy and sell "brands" instead of real estate. What other modern tweaks might the next generation of Monopolizers expect to see?

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By chance, you go out of state for school.

By chance, you go out of state for school.Brandon Specktor
Well, you only live once.

By chance, your video goes viral.

By chance, your video goes viral.Brandon Specktor
YouTube gets most of the money.

By chance, you get your dream job after college.

By chance, you get your dream job after college.Brandon Specktor
But you still have to sling coffee elsewhere to "make it."

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By chance, you get to do some self-exploration.Brandon Specktor
But oceanside therapy, while priceless, ain't cheap.

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By chance, you get funded.

By chance, you get funded.Brandon Specktor
With funny money!

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By chance, you catch Google's eye.Brandon Specktor
And lose everyone else's.

By chance, the Biebs gives a shout out.

By chance, the Biebs gives a shout out.Brandon Specktor
Collect 1.5 million new followers.

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