18 Funny Road Signs Worth Slowing Down For

These real road signs clearly understand that it's not the destination, it's the journey.

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"Hey buddy, where's the fire?

Christina L.

Clocked you going 12 and five-eighths back there."

Also, the driving dead.

Natalia Vlasova

Beware them too.


Janette Johnson

Which is it???

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Just a second.

Jennifer Marshall

I think it's my turn to oG.

Road closed?

Kaye Nelson

But how will I drive to the volcanic eruption?

That shouldn't be a problem.

Kathy Dunning

I brought my own peedometer so I can see how fast I was going.

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Life in Maine

Tricia Bowdoin

Keep it safe, people.

Now that's a good home

Margaret Gannon

Especially around Thanksgiving.

Here's a new message:


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Fastest surgeons in the West!

Craig Nordaker

I hear they're working on a drive-thru option.

If you want to cross the road

Leight Barboa

you probably don't want to drive.

Wish we lived in a different school zone.

Christy Zedaker

Where the students passed.

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'Tis better to pull a U-turn on Lover's Lane at the Dead End

Barry Roney

than to never have cruised it at all.

Preacher Pit Stop

Joy Jewett

A popular roadside attraction.

But it does have a name...

Joseph Earthman

No Name.

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Those are cattle?

Look like people to me.

Nothing like a scenic trail...

Carlos Linares

Just don't touch anything.

Odd choice.

Brianna Pfremmer

Let's tick it and lickety split-it.

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