18 Funny Road Signs Worth Slowing Down For

These real road signs clearly understand that it's not the destination, it's the journey.

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"Hey buddy, where's the fire?

"Hey buddy, where's the fire?Christina L.
Clocked you going 12 and five-eighths back there."

Also, the driving dead.

Also, the driving dead.Natalia Vlasova
Beware them too.


Well...Janette Johnson
Which is it???

Just a second.

Just a second.Jennifer Marshall
I think it's my turn to oG.

Road closed?

Road closed?Kaye Nelson
But how will I drive to the volcanic eruption?

That shouldn't be a problem.

That shouldn't be a problem.Kathy Dunning
I brought my own peedometer so I can see how fast I was going.

Life in Maine

Life in MaineTricia Bowdoin
Keep it safe, people.

Now that's a good home

Now that's a good homeMargaret Gannon
Especially around Thanksgiving.

Here's a new message:

Here's a new message:

Fastest surgeons in the West!

Fastest surgeons in the West!Craig Nordaker
I hear they're working on a drive-thru option.

If you want to cross the road

If you want to cross the roadLeight Barboa
you probably don't want to drive.

Wish we lived in a different school zone.

Wish we lived in a different school zone.Christy Zedaker
Where the students passed.

'Tis better to pull a U-turn on Lover's Lane at the Dead End

'Tis better to pull a U-turn on Lover's Lane at the Dead EndBarry Roney
than to never have cruised it at all.

Preacher Pit Stop

Preacher Pit StopJoy Jewett
A popular roadside attraction.

But it does have a name...

But it does have a name...Joseph Earthman
No Name.

Those are cattle?

Those are cattle?
Look like people to me.

Nothing like a scenic trail...

Nothing like a scenic trail...Carlos Linares
Just don't touch anything.

Odd choice.

Odd choice. Brianna Pfremmer
Let's tick it and lickety split-it.

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Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

Kevin Nealon

“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” 
—Everyone following you on Instagram


A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.


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Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.

From clientsfromhell.net

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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”


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“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” 

@yoyoha (Josh Hara)

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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.