11 Funny Signs That are Clearly Messing With You

The only thing worse than an unhelpful sign is an unhelpful sign with attitude.

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Fuhgeddaboutit

FuhgeddaboutitDaniel Schwen/ Wikimidia Commons
Spotted on the Gowanus Expressway, Brooklyn, New York.

No Target Shooting

No Target Shooting
Spotted on the Seward Highway, Alaska.

Nothing Happened

Nothing Happened
Spotted in Lindenholzhausen, Germany.

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Fat Sheep

Fat Sheep
Spotted in the United Kingdom.

No Photos, Please

No Photos, Please
Spotted at the Tate Modern museum in London.

Drive-In Movie

Drive-In MovieWendy Breedlove
Spotted near Oregon City, Oregon.

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Drunken People Crossing

Drunken People Crossing
City unknown.

Grand Total

Grand Total
Spotted in New Cuyama, California.

Metric Flowers

Metric Flowers
Spotted in Deep Cove, Vancouver.

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Zombie Outbreak

Zombie Outbreak
Spotted in Lane County, Oregon.

Weather Station

Weather Station
Located in Heritage Square (city unknown).

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Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

Kevin Nealon

“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” 
—Everyone following you on Instagram

@kristencarney

A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

@sixthformpoet

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Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.

From clientsfromhell.net

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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”

@NicCageMatch

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“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” 
—Alcohol

@yoyoha (Josh Hara)

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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.

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