11 Funny Signs That are Clearly Messing With You

The only thing worse than an unhelpful sign is an unhelpful sign with attitude.

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FuhgeddaboutitDaniel Schwen/ Wikimidia Commons
Spotted on the Gowanus Expressway, Brooklyn, New York.

No Target Shooting

No Target ShootingLar/ Wikimedia Commons
Spotted on the Seward Highway, Alaska.

Nothing Happened

Nothing HappenedFeetonthedesk/ Wikimedia Commons
Spotted in Lindenholzhausen, Germany.

Fat Sheep

Fat SheepJames from Oxford/ Wikimedia Commons
Spotted in the United Kingdom.

No Photos, Please

No Photos, PleaseRagesoss/ Wikimedia Commons
Spotted at the Tate Modern museum in London.

Drive-In Movie

Drive-In MovieWendy Breedlove
Spotted near Oregon City, Oregon.

Drunken People Crossing

Drunken People CrossingHuhu/ Wikimedia Commons
City unknown.

Grand Total

Grand TotalMike Gogulski/ Wikimedia Commons
Spotted in New Cuyama, California.

Metric Flowers

Metric FlowersGuilhem Vellut/ Wikimedia Commons
Spotted in Deep Cove, Vancouver.

Zombie Outbreak

Zombie OutbreakVisitor7/ Wikimedia Commons
Spotted in Lane County, Oregon.

Weather Station

Weather StationXnatedawgx/ Wikimedia Commons
Located in Heritage Square (city unknown).

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