10 Funny Tweets That Would Have Changed History

Imagine if history's greats had access to the soap box that is Twitter; their famous quotes would have totally gone viral.

1. Julius Caesar @EmperorJC

Julius Caesar funny tweets et tu Brute


2. Napoleon Bonaparte @boney

Napoleon funny tweets obscurity


3. Edith Wharton @SocietyGal

Wharton funny tweets happiness


4. FDR @Fala4ever

FDR funny tweets fear itself


5. Winston Churchill @badassbrit

Winston Churchill funny tweets never surrender


6. JFK @PT109

JFK funny tweets ich bin ein Berliner


7. Margaret Thatcher @ironlady

Margaret Thatcher funny tweets ask a woman


8. Richard Nixon @trickydick

Nixon funny tweets not a crook


9. Hillary Clinton @hillary (Retweeted by Michelle Obama)

hillary clinton funny tweets change my hairstyle


10. Bill Clinton @theprez

Bill Clinton funny tweets sexual relations


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