Noun: twilight. Last popular in the 17th century.Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock/lutavia
Verb: the act of shaking to and fro. An old British word.Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock/lutavia
Adjective: alluring, enticing, or attractive. From a Latin word meaning “to entice.”Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock/lutavia
Noun: A fool, simpleton, or blockhead.Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock/lutavia
Noun: a drinking bout, spree, or binge. Popular in the 1920s.Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock/lutavia
Noun: the use of superfluous verbiage (a.k.a. the act of not shutting up.) Greek.Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock/lutavia
Adjective: careless, heedless, or negligent. Characteristic of one who does not take yeme (care.)Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock/lutavia
Adjective: frightened or alarmed.Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock/lutavia
Noun: a state of mental disturbance or confusion. Scottish.Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock/lutavia
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Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.