Lucky for me and anyone else easily
distracted intrigued by a Google Doodle, we can always visit the doodle archive, a cache of every unique design since 1998. Quick research: Yes, that’s more than 1,000 custom doodles. What makes the collection especially awesome is that it includes doodles from around the world, so there’s plenty of “brand new” ones that were only visible to surfers in other countries. For example, on November 11, U.S. Googlers saw stars ‘n stripes for Veteran’s Day. But, searchers in Chile and Colombia saw an artistic homage to Roberto Matta for his 101st birthday, while Polish Googlers saw a logo in celebration of Poland Independence Day.
Do you have a favorite Google doodle? Mine is an interactive guitar from June 9, 2011 that users can play, record, and share songs on to celebrate the legendary Les Paul’s 96th birthday. Missed it? Why yes, it’s available here.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.