Get the Word Out: Add These to the Banished Word List!

A humorous list of so-called offending words, and a few cool foreign replacements.

Get The Word OutIllustrated by Mark Matcho

 

The best phrase in the English language is “never mind,” as in, “Honey, the cat’s stuck in the tree. Can you turn off the TV, get off the couch, grab a ladder … Oh, it jumped out. Never mind.” But not every phrase in our native tongue is as sonorous and lovely as that one. And recently, a slew of easily offended wordsmiths have proposed
highlighting the guilty parties and hitting Delete.

Lake Superior State University’s 2012 List of Banished Words came out earlier this year, with a few terms they swear we’ll never miss:

Shared Sacrifice: “Usually used by a politician who wants other
people to share in the sacrifice so he or she doesn’t have to.”

Ginormous: “No need to make a gigantic [idiot] out of yourself
by trying to find an enormous word for big.”

Thank You in Advance: “A condescending and challenging way to say, ‘Since I already thanked you, you have to do this.’”
Ron Rosenbaum of Slate has harsh words for crowdsourcing. “No matter how many sources you cite,” he writes, “you’re not going to convince me you get smarter by asking a lot of ignorant people questions. Did Einstein crowdsource the special theory of relativity?”

Gravitas is another one Rosenbaum wants tossed onto the pyre: “Isn’t it obvious that someone who’s using gravitas is mainly trying to confer it upon himself by implying he has the gravitas to recognize and bestow gravitas?”

By now you’re probably thinking, Hey, that’s some dent you’re putting in the dictionary. Not to worry. Mental Floss magazine has an idea—let’s replace the vanquished words with cool foreign ones! Like these:

Cotisuelto (Caribbean Spanish): One who wears his shirttail outside his trousers.

Bakku-shan (Japanese): The experience of seeing a woman who appears pretty from behind but not from the front.

Iktsuarpok (Inuit): That feeling of anticipation when you’re waiting for someone to show up at your house and you keep going outside to see if he’s there yet.

Kummerspeck (German): Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.

Tartle (Scottish): That moment of hesitation when you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t remember.

Pesamenteiro (Portuguese): Someone who joins a funeral party just for the refreshments.

Zeg (Georgian): The day after tomorrow.

No one’s going to miss crowdsourcing when you can say kummerspeck! If I were you, I’d learn these words soon, certainly by zeg.

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31 thoughts on “Get the Word Out: Add These to the Banished Word List!

  1. u’guys, u’guys u’guys u’guys how many times I have heard this repeated in one sentence is enought to make me scream! U-guy’s? I am a lady not a man!

  2. LOVE the use of foreign words but be careful! you can sound pretencious! “You know what i mean?”. dreadful expression! but, que será, será!

  3. LOVE the use of foreign words but be careful! you can sound pretencious! “You know what i mean?”. dreadful expression! but, que será, será!

  4. Thr nastiest four letter word to most people on this Planet is WORK !!! You spend your life creating items and the RICH make most of Money selling them

  5. Want to see a grown woman go into convulsions? Just say (or allow into print) “hot water heater”.
    It’s a WATER HEATER!!!

  6. Moving forward. Stupid saying. Isn’t it kind of obvious we can’t go back?

  7. Moving forward. Stupid saying. Isn’t it kind of obvious we can’t go back?

  8. When someone is telling you something fascinating or unique and you can’t believe it, people say, “Shut up!” I think it’s rather rude to tell someone to “shut up” when you’re really asking them to tell you more.

  9. major gripe in local slang – ‘unthaw’ as in “Take the chicken out of the freezer so it can unthaw for tonight’s dinner”  Hello!!! that is freezing!!!!!! AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

  10. “EPIC” is used for almost everything these days!  Another one that I refuse to say is “ginormous”. So enormous and gigantic or not good enough?!

  11. Okay, an obvious one:  “moving forward”…as opposed to what, moving backward? moving in circles? not moving at all? Sheesh. It’s filler and does nothing to…move the conversation forward! ; -)

  12. “What ever” is a phase I could certainly live without! it is like your could not even be bothered.

  13. I am sooooooooooooooo sick of “No Worries”…..”Ya know what”,   the YUPPIES of today are the same as a pack of CLONES….they are ALL the same, the females talk the same, pronounce their words the same etc….the males think they are above everything on earth…….

  14. I am sooooooooooooooo sick of “No Worries”…..”Ya know what”,   the YUPPIES of today are the same as a pack of CLONES….they are ALL the same, the females talk the same, pronounce their words the same etc….the males think they are above everything on earth…….

  15. This do away with ‘liberal’ and ‘conservative.’ These words have been so abused and debased they now have no meaning. And ’liberal,’ I am convinced, when used to refer to someone and liberal, they are using it as an expletive.  
     

  16. Well-when it is used as a parenthetical phrase in a article where the author uses it to point out an obvious reality.  Such as, I was going to make, well, a hamburger.

  17. “Welcome to my world”……despise the term. No matter what a person does, they can never be in anothers shoes.

  18. “Welcome to my world”……despise the term. No matter what a person does, they can never be in anothers shoes.

    1. I agree!   People use that word “awesome” way too much and it drives me bananas –

  19. when anyone replaces an english word with a computer tech term (no matter how common)!!!  

  20. like.. my teenager use this like every other word.  It is so like irritating.

  21. Win-Win. Terribly overused. Often used in reference to government activity, or when neither side is really happy with the compromise.

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