How a simple request to throw a ball turned into a moment of profound mortification
People here with negative comments don’t have a sense of humor. The article was meant to be funny which it is. I really loved it. I read it in the paper version of RD and I wanted to find out who the author is so I did a search and here I am. Great job, 10/10.
Wow Jen, it seemed like a reasonable request, one most 7 year old girls can handle, they just wanted to keep the game going. It sounds like your gym teacher failed, although from your generation I’m sure you didn’t. You probably got a participation medal and stayed on the honor role. Maybe it’s time you bucked up, put down your I Pad for a half hour a day and worked out. Then maybe you wouldn’t have to rely on your “better than average looks” to get you by and you wouldn’t struggle with “1/2 gallon of milk”. Good Luck.
Tom, it was meant to be a FUNNY writeup (which it is, I loved it). Use your head if you have one. I’m a guy.
IF I WERE YOU , I WOULD HAVE ASKED TO KEEP THE BALL , PRACTICE SOME MORE, SOME DAY AND IMPRESS THE TEAM SOME OTHER DAY WITH THEIR BALL BACK, SCORE.
This is not funny. It brought back all the painful gym memories of my past. Volley ball was the worst. Please don’t make fun of us ball challenged people.
I was always picked last in gym and unable to figure out which of four teams were stuck with me. I stood in outfield between two softball games–at least if the ball came my way I could turn around and join the other game, the same if the inning changed. I spent whole gym periods standing in outfield, waiting for class to be over. I have actually hit a baseball in my life–because friends were throwing it at my bat.
I do play dodge ball–you play baseball, I play dodgeball, You play volleyball, I play dodge ball, you play tennis, I play dodge ball, you get it, I play dodge ball.
In kindergarten, we tell children to share: “You’ve been playing with the ball long enough, you should give Johnny a turn. Later we give one ball to a bunch of men and tell them to fight. Go figure.
Stop being a people pleaser.
Wow is that so terrible, honestly?? again, wow!
I might add they could have at least said a sorry when you were struck instead of just worrying about getting the stupid ball back.