Head Trip: Book Me a Room in Capacitated

If you could take a road trip through your brain, this is how the comedy tour through your brain would be narrated.

Head Trip: Book Me a Room in CapacitatedIllustration by Mark Matcho

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone—you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have,however, been in Sane. You have to be driven there, and I’ve made several trips, thanks to family, friends, and work.

I’d like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not much into physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I get older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!It really gets the adrenaline flowing and the old heart pumping!

And sometimes I think I am in Vincible, but lifeshows me I’m not. I have been in Deepdoodoo frequently. And the more adventurous I get, the easier it is to end up there.

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