Just in time for the mid-week doldrums, the pint-sized, well-dressed internet sensation Kid President has the right words to leave you feeling pumped up and ready to conquer that stack of assignments ahead of you.
The wise 9-year-old, whose real name is Robbie, invites us to reflect on Robert Frost’s “The Road Not Taken,” Journey (“Don’t stop believing…unless your dream is stupid.”), and Michael Jordan. “What if Michael Jordan had quit?” he asks. In addition to an amazing career in professional basketball, he never would have gone on to star in Space Jam! Kid President wants you to push yourself. “What will be your Space Jam?”
It’s true, we have work to do. So, are you going to cry about it or are you going to dance about it?
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.