Insults tend to be the cherry on top of a grievance. To quote Alice Roosevelt Longworth, "If you have nothing nice to say about someone, sit right next to me." She'd have loved these...
1. Billy Wilder
2. Forrest Tucker
3. Mae West
4. Oscar Wilde
5. Winston Churchill
6. Paul Keating
7. Julian Rubinstein
8. Groucho Marx
9. Mark Twain
What’s your favorite time-tested zinger?
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