30 Funny Military Cartoons to Make You Appreciate Our Troops and Vets

We salute these humorous odes to the armed forces

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Classified

ClassifiedMick Stevens for Reader's Digest

Operation Zeus

Operation ZeusP.C. Vey for Reader's Digest

Beached General

Beached GeneralSusan Konar for Reader's Digest

Decorated

DecoratedJon Carter

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Reading Material

Reading Material
"Half of it's good."

Catch 23

Catch 23
"It's Research and Development, General. They've come up with a Catch-23."

Serious Decisions

Serious Decisions
"It's your call, General. Are we the little blue guys or the little red ones?"

Twitter

Twitter
"How about if I just follow you on Twitter instead?"

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Military Mix-Up

Military Mix-UpDan Beyer for Reader's Digest
"I found your earring."

A New Calling

A New Calling
"My father was in the infantry, and his father before him was infantry. But somehow I ended up in punditry, cable news division."

At Dinner

At DinnerSteve Smeltzer for Reader's Digest
"At ease!"

Decorated

Decorated
"I love your bling."

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The Wheel Deal

The Wheel Deal
"I hate backpacks."

Checking In

Checking In
"Hey, it's been great talking to you, Mom, but I really have to go."

Don't Ask

Don't Ask
"Don't ask, don't smell."

Falling off the Map

Falling off the Map
"I'll have to call you back. Major international crisis: All the little flags have fallen off our map."

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War Games

War GamesRoy Delgado for Reader's Digest
"We're out of crayons."

Bad Day

Bad Day

Optical Illusion Obstacle

Optical Illusion Obstacle
"This here is where the course starts getting a lot tougher."

Dirty War

Dirty War
"The drone strikes aren't working, Sir. Have you tried divorce?"

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Bad Job

Bad Job
"Explain that maneuver to me, Johnson!"

A Green Suit

A Green Suit
"They're solar panels."

Clicked Out

Clicked Out
"Incmng!"

Colonel Coffee Talk

Colonel Coffee Talk
"This is so cool. Where'd you get the saber rattle ringtone?"

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At Ease

At Ease
"At ease."

In Sight

In Sight
"In sight."

Military Nervous Habit

Military Nervous Habit Roy Delgado for Reader's Digest
"Lawson, bring me a saber to rattle!"

New Deployment

New Deployment

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Gender Roles

Gender Roles

In Camo

In CamoTeresa Burns Parkhurst for Reader's Digest
"It's real food...it's just in camouflage."

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Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

Kevin Nealon

“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” 
—Everyone following you on Instagram

@kristencarney

A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

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@sixthformpoet

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From clientsfromhell.net

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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”

@NicCageMatch

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“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” 
—Alcohol

@yoyoha (Josh Hara)

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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.