Oh, the Tweets He Would Tweet: If Dr. Seuss Had the Internets

If the Doctor were still around, we suspect he'd be spending his day like any one of us would: through an interminable flow of social media updates. Here's how that might go down.

Text and Images by Brandon Specktor

8:00 am: Updates Facebook Status


10:04 am: Texts Homies


11:15 am: Checks In


1:42 pm: Yelps


3:18 pm: Tweets


6:18 pm: Posts “Missed Connection” on Craigslist


7:45 pm: Starts “Seuss’cess Kid” Meme


10:05 pm: Signs Off

Dr. Seuss’s birthday is March 2.

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