Next Time Iâll Use Dandelions
Now, What Was It I Had to Do â¦
Weâre Scientists, Not Heroes
This Wonât Hurt a Bit, Chester â¦
And We Kept the Towels, Too
Quick! The Big Bang Theory Series Finale Is on in 10 Minutes!
Next Time I'll Order the Lobster
The Problem With Having Short Arms
Uh â¦ Gotta Go!
But Iâm Sure This Is What They Would Have Said
Sciency Stuff Happens in Barbados, Too
Who Knew Ice Melted at 100 Degrees?
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.