13 Overly Honest Methods Researchers Admit They Use

When you think of scientists, isn’t the first image that comes to mind Dr. Victor Frankenstein slaving over his creation 24/7/12/365? Not so fast. Some scientists have opened up about their less-than-rigorous research methodology on Twitter’s #overlyhonestmethods.

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Next Time I’ll Use Dandelions

Next Time I’ll Use Dandelions
“The sample was biased because the plants were growing in a thorn bush, and I didn’t want to stick my hand in too far.” #overlyhonestmethods

Now, What Was It I Had to Do …

Now, What Was It I Had to Do …
“Incubation lasted three days because that’s how long the undergrad forgot the experiment in the fridge.” #overlyhonestmethods

We’re Scientists, Not Heroes

We’re Scientists, Not Heroes
“Blood samples were spun at 1,500 rpm because the centrifuge made a scary noise at higher speeds.” #overlyhonestmethods

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This Won’t Hurt a Bit, Chester …

This Won’t Hurt a Bit, Chester …
“We tested the theory on undergraduates because they are cheap and available.” #overlyhonestmethods

And We Kept the Towels, Too

And We Kept the Towels, Too
“Case study location was determined by the availability of free lodging from researcher’s partner.” #overlyhonestmethods

Quick! The Big Bang Theory Series Finale Is on in 10 Minutes!

Quick! The <i>Big Bang Theory</i> Series Finale Is on in 10 Minutes!
“Cells were harvested at this low OD because I had someplace I needed to go.” #overlyhonestmethods

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Next Time I'll Order the Lobster

Next Time I'll Order the Lobster
“I let it react for 20 minutes because that's how long it took me to eat lunch.” #overlyhonestmethods

The Problem With Having Short Arms

The Problem With Having Short Arms
“This dye was selected because the bottle was within reach.” #overlyhonestmethods

Uh … Gotta Go!

Uh … Gotta Go!
“The experiment was carried out from 9 am to 5 pm because the lab is deserted and creepy after hours.” #overlyhonestmethods

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But I’m Sure This Is What They Would Have Said

But I’m Sure This Is What They Would Have Said
“We didn't read half the papers we cite because they are behind a paywall.” #overlyhonestmethods

Sciency Stuff Happens in Barbados, Too

Sciency Stuff Happens in Barbados, Too
“Our sampling locations happen to match tropical resort towns because field work doesn’t have to be mud and agony.” #overlyhonestmethods

Who Knew Ice Melted at 100 Degrees?

Who Knew Ice Melted at 100 Degrees?
“The temperature controller on the spectrometer wouldn't go any lower in July, so this is the temperature we used.” #overlyhonestmethods

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How Inconvenient

How Inconvenient
“The data is old because in between writing the first draft and doing the revisions I had a baby.” #overlyhonestmethods

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