Best Cinematography by a Surprise Guest
Best Explanation Why Winners Are Pushed Off So Quickly
Best Public Face-Off Between Writers and Actors
Best Slapdown by an Actress in a Leading Role
Best Worst Idea
Best Meryl Moment
Best Reason for Ending Up Sleeping on the Couch
Best Use of the Words "I Love You"
Best Romantic Scene in a Best Actor's Speech
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.