Whatâs the best thing about Switzerland?
I invented a new word!
Did you hear about the mathematician whoâs afraid of negative numbers?
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey andâ¦â¦cola."
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.