Signs That Make You Look Twice

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17 thoughts on “Signs That Make You Look Twice

  1. Im from Michigan and around Flint…signs tend to change. One day while coming back from a trip we drove past an automated sign that made me look twice… it said, “Welcome to Flint, B**ches!” we turned around just to make sure that it was what we had seen. lol

  2. I really don’t think Reader’s Digest does a very good job with their magazine any more. Those signs were not very funny. I usually don’t even read what comes in my e-mail any more. I am always disappointed.

  3. I recall this sign from way back in 1946 while I was in Occupied Japan.  I had taken my Jeep for a long trip to Nikko to view the famous shrines there.  At a way station in the mountains called Utsunomiya, I stopped to use the toilet.  I was not perturbed by the fact that a woman was mopping the floor while I stood at the urinal.  When I stepped outside I could see that a sign had been put up for Allied personnel which read,  “USE ONLY A WOMAN.”  I believe I took a picture of the sign but I have lost it over the years, 
            Edward F. Furukawa, M. D., Honolulu, Hawaii  96822

  4. I recall this sign from way back in 1946 while I was in Occupied Japan.  I had taken my Jeep for a long trip to Nikko to view the famous shrines there.  At a way station in the mountains called Utsunomiya, I stopped to use the toilet.  I was not perturbed by the fact that a woman was mopping the floor while I stood at the urinal.  When I stepped outside I could see that a sign had been put up for Allied personnel which read,  “USE ONLY A WOMAN.”  I believe I took a picture of the sign but I have lost it over the years, 
            Edward F. Furukawa, M. D., Honolulu, Hawaii  96822

  5. There is nothing on the planet funnier than this!  I keep making sure that my cat knows where her food is, so if I drop dead she doesn’t have to eat my skinny little body and get sick.  At least I know she’s an  expert at drinking out of the toilet!  Who says dogs have all the fun?

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