Visitors to the zoo in Luohe, China, noticed something odd about the lion: It was actually a Tibetan mastiff that appeared to be made up to pass for a big cat. “I had my young son with me, so I tried to play along and told him it was a special kind of lion,” said one mother, according to reports. The jig was up when the “lion” barked. Source:web.orange.co.uk
The first thing Marion Webster, of Solihull, England, did after finding her garden decimated was to march over to her neighbor’s flower bed and pull out all the pansies and roses and anything remotely planty. Why? Webster was reportedly convinced that her neighbor had grown so jealous of her beautiful garden that she’d trained a squirrel to destroy it. Source: Daily Mail
When a couple arrived home in East Wenatchee, Washington, they were surprised to find a strange man in their kitchen. More surprising than that, the refrigerator door was open, and the man was feeding their dog. Even more odd: As the stranger calmly headed toward the door, he called to the dog, and the two left the house together. Source: Wenatchee World
A woman in China filed for divorce after suspecting that her husband was cheating on her. How could she tell? Her pet mynah bird’s vocabulary had grown to include divorce, I love you, and be patient—words it had allegedly picked up while overhearing the husband on the phone with his lover. According to reports, the bird became particularly chatty whenever the phone rang. Source: CNN
One way to kill bedbugs is with heat. Knowing that, a New Jersey man whose home was infested with the little buggers went after them with a space heater, a hair dryer, and a heat gun. He did, in fact, get rid of the bedbugs—but only because he ended up setting his house on fire. Source: bigstory.ap.org
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
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A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.