Seek and Ye Shall Find!
What were people searching for online in 2011? Depends on which search engine you ask:
Of Yahoo’s top 10 searched terms, number one was: iPhone.
Googlers were looking for something different. Google’s number one search was: Rebecca Black
What was the best hat topping a head that didn’t belong to Princess Beatrice? The Huffington Post had a veritable runway full of them.
The year 2011 was chock-full of photo ops, some fun, others dripping with despair. Of the numerous ones picked by Yahoo’s editors to be part of their photo-of-the-year roundup, this is the one that kept us up nights.
Calling Dr. Frankenstein!
The past year offered MSNBC scads of candidates for its Weird Science Award. Here’s our favorite because it’s so … weird!
Glowing Dog Has an On-Off Switch
“In past years, our Weird Science Award winners have included glow-in-the-dark kitties and glow-in-the-dark puppies. How could scientists possibly top that? Would you believe a dog with a gene that turns the fluorescence under UV light on or off, depending on whether a particular drug is added to its food? That’s exactly the kind of dog that South Korean scientists produced in 2011. Why, you ask? Well, the ultimate aim of these glow-in-the-dark exercises is to splice in genes that can help treat diseases—and having an on-off switch would give physicians more control over the treatment. That feat would make other researchers turn green … with envy.”
Down the Tube
There were plenty of reasons to turn on the television last year and just as many to turn it off. USA Today offered its best and worst on TV list. Here are two winners and one loser:
Best Drama: Homeland
Best Comedy: Modern Family
Most overproduced, overwrought, underthought reality show. Ever. | The X Factor
New Dating Site Matches Singles by Fridge Contents
Restdejtiing, a new dating site in Sweden, uses a unique formula to match prospective mates. Members enter up to five ingredients they have in their refrigerators, which are posted on Facebook, where other users can see them. If one user has leftover Chinese and another has a bottle of soy sauce, it could be a perfect dinner date match.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.