Wild starfish-shaped facial hair is a highlight in this outrageous report from BBC News:
Representatives from 15 countries put their mutton chops (and more) on display in this contest:
See how some facial hair champs keep it dapper:
What happens when contestants keep their fuzz all-natural?
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.