Do you have bad holiday photos lying around that will never make the family album? If so, dig out those snapshots and embrace the fashion/hair/pose mistakes, because they could snag you some swag just in time for the holidays.
“Awkward Family Photos,” the popular website that collects and posts viewers’ most cringe-worthy pictures from around the world, is running an Awkward Holiday Photo Contest. Just submit your worst holiday photo with a brief caption by December 19. Visitors can then vote on the top 10 finalists and the winner will get signed copies of Awkward Family Photos books and the board game.
Some submissions are already posted, even though voting won’t begin until December 20. If you’re in need of a laugh (or to find a family more awkward than yours), click through photos of a boy cradling rats in Santa hats; a Texas Christmas complete with guns and dolls; checkered tablecloth outfits, times five; and plenty of moping, crying and all-around awkwardness.
For non-holiday fun, check out the Awkward Pet Photo Caption Contest, presented by PetSmart Charities.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.