Thou Shalt Not Scratch

By Brandon Specktor

Spotted outside an American church.

We’re inclined to agree. On these muggy summer days, it’s getting harder and harder to reconcile “thou shalt not kill” with “thou shalt not live in fear of tiny insect vampires ruining your picnic.”

See more funny church signs worth evangelizing, and find out why you’re practically inviting the skeeters to nibble on you.

(image found on Reddit)

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