We Corrected the Grammar of 10 Classic Songs—And Made Them Way Worse

Actually, Janis, I think you mean, "Bobby McGee and I."

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'I Feel Good' by James Brown

'I Feel Good' by James Brownv
Corrected: "I Feel Well"  

'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' by U2

'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' by U2Emma Kapotes/Rd.com, iStock/Ratana21
Corrected: "I Still Haven't Found for What I'm Looking"  

'Rocket Man' by Elton John

'Rocket Man' by Elton JohnEmma Kapotes/Rd.com, iStock/Ratana21
Corrected: "Rocket Person" (our gender-sensitive choice)  

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'Me and Bobby McGee' by Janis Joplin

'Me and Bobby McGee' by Janis JoplinEmma Kapotes/Rd.com, iStock/Ratana21
Corrected: "Bobby McGee and I"  

'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' by The Rolling Stones

'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' by The Rolling StonesEmma Kapotes/Rd.com, iStock/Ratana21
Corrected: "I Can't Get Any Satisfaction"  

'Who You Gonna Call? (Ghostbusters)' by Ray Parker, Jr.

'Who You Gonna Call? (Ghostbusters)' by Ray Parker, Jr. Emma Kapotes/Rd.com, iStock/Ratana21
Corrected: "Whom Are You Going to Call? (Ghostbusters)"  

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'Ain't No Sunshine' by Bill Withers

'Ain't No Sunshine' by Bill WithersEmma Kapotes/Rd.com, iStock/Ratana21
Corrected: "There Is No Sunshine"  

'Who Do You Love?' by Bo Diddley

'Who Do You Love?' by Bo DiddleyEmma Kapotes/Rd.com, iStock/Ratana21
Corrected: "Whom Do You Love?"  

'What's Love Got To Do With It?' by Tina Turner

'What's Love Got To Do With It?' by Tina TurnerEmma Kapotes/Rd.com, iStock/Ratana21
Corrected: "What's Love Have to Do with It?"  

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'Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On' by Jerry Lee Lewis

'Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On' by Jerry Lee LewisEmma Kapotes/Rd.com, iStock/Ratana21
Corrected: "A Whole Lot of Shaking Going On"  

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