At the International Hot Dog-Eating Championship at Coney Island, it’s a dog eat (hot) dog world as competitors chow down.
At the World Nettle-Eating Championship in Cornwall, England, brave individuals battle to see who can eat the most stingers in one hour. Ouch!
One pound of bacon slices up 75 slices of bacon (that’s one whole pound!) in under five minutes? These folks at a bacon eating contest in Indiana tried to, along with the aid of some good ole fashioned beer to wash their sodium splattered helpings down.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.