What to Buy Your Favorite Jedi This Christmas

There’s a museum for just about everything. If you like your wire as barbed as your wit, check out the Devil’s Rope Museum’s barbed wire collection in McLean, Texas. If you find yourself trying to satisfy a sweet tooth in Burlingame, California, stop off at the Museum of Pez Memorabilia. And while you’re on the West Coast, check out Rancho Obi-Wan dedicated to Star Wars memorabilia.

If you can’t make it there, don’t despair. Just pick up a copy of  Star Wars: The Ultimate Action Figure Collection by Stephen J. Sansweet (Chronicle Books, $40). It includes shots of hundreds of nifty action figures (don’t call them dolls!) from the first film to the last. It’s a nerd’s dream come true!

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it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

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—Jerry Seinfeld

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

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