Who Said It Best: Bill Murray in Caddyshack or Tiger Woods?

You don't have to be a golf fan to judge the relative wisdom of the No. 1 golfer in the world and Murray's character Carl Spackler, the nuttiest greenskeeper who ever tried to kill a gopher.

On Victory

Murray: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion.

Caddyshack cinderella






Woods: The only thing that means a lot to me is winning.

Fist pump







GIFs: GifSoup




On Obsession

Murray: To kill, you must know your enemy and in this case, my enemy, is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit—ever.










Woods: It will always be the ball and me.

Tiger Woods and golf ballAndrew Redington/Getty Images










GIF: Garffreak; Photo: Andrew Redington/Getty Images




On Being Special

Murray: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will.









Woods: I don’t get to live by different rules. The same boundaries that apply to everyone apply to me.






Murray GIF: Tumblr.com; Woods GIF: GifSoup




On Spirituality

Murray: And [the Dalai Lama] says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Bill MurrayJeff Gross/Getty Images









Woods: In therapy I have learned the importance of keeping spiritual life and professional life balanced.

Tiger Woods with trophyDoug Pensinger/Getty Images









Murray photo: Jeff Gross/Getty Images; Woods photo: Doug Pensinger/Getty Images




On Decency

Murray: I think it’s about time that somebody teach these varmints a little lesson about morality, and about what its like to be a decent upstanding member of a society.
Bill MurrayJoe Murphy/Getty Images









Woods: Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.

Tiger WoodsHunter Martin/Getty Images









Murray photo: Joe Murphy/Getty Images; Woods photo: Hunter Martin/Getty Images

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