If you’re one of the 12 people in the country who has yet to decide who to vote for in November, here’s one more way to choose (other than flipping a coin).
Slate has compiled a list of television characters and the presidential candidate they would likely support if (and this is a big if) they were real. The list is based on what issues characters have supported in the past or what parties they claimed to belong to.
Sure, you could let the issues dictate who you’ll pull the lever for, but choosing a candidate based on Homer Simpson’s thumbs-up is far more interesting—albeit, possibly dangerous.
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