You Know You’ve Made It Big When…

If you hit it big, you become a meme like Feminist Ryan Gosling. If you make it huge, you are transformed into a toy like the Nicki Minaj Barbie doll. And when you become a legend, you are crafted into a coloring book.

That’s right: Bill Murray is currently the luckiest man alive and it’s not because he got to kiss Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation. The Thrill Murray Coloring Book features 24 quirky illustrations that depict the actor playing his classic characters in Ghostbusters, Moonrise Kingdom, Life Aquatic and more. I’m not sure about you, but it makes me want to break open a new box of Crayolas and stay within the lines.

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Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of 
an airplane.

Dennis Miller

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”

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A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Comedian Greg Davies

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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

—Jerry Seinfeld

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.