If you hit it big, you become a meme like Feminist Ryan Gosling. If you make it huge, you are transformed into a toy like the Nicki Minaj Barbie doll. And when you become a legend, you are crafted into a coloring book.
That’s right: Bill Murray is currently the luckiest man alive and it’s not because he got to kiss Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation. The Thrill Murray Coloring Book features 24 quirky illustrations that depict the actor playing his classic characters in Ghostbusters, Moonrise Kingdom, Life Aquatic and more. I’m not sure about you, but it makes me want to break open a new box of Crayolas and stay within the lines.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.