10 Funny Happy Hour Quotes

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I work until beer o'clock.
-- Stephen King

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"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly."
-- Conan O'Brien

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"Can't we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we are doing? Why don't they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu?"
-- Jerry Seinfeld

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"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do."
-- Dylan Thomas

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An alcoholic is someone you don\'t like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas

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I exercise self-control and never touch a beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.
-- W. C. Fields

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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history—with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Ratliffe

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Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can\'t be beat.
-- Dizzy Dean

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As a cure for worrying,work is better than whiskey.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

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