11 Outrageous Laws

From getting a fish drunk in Ohio to tying a giraffe to a street lamp in Georgia, these ridiculous laws that still exist will make your jaws drop in wonder.

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1. Pay a debt higher than 25 cents with pennies in Canada.

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2. Fall asleep under a hair dryer in Florida, even if you're the salon owner.

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3. Kill or ever threaten a butterfly in Pacific Grove, California.

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4. Hunt camels in the state of Arizona.

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5. Sell beer in a bar in Nebraska unless there is a kettle of soup on the stove.

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6. Wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church in Alabama.

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7. Sell beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar or restaurant in North Dakota.

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8. Tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp in Atlanta, Georgia

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9. Throw a ball at someone's head for fun in New York.

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10. Lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on in North Dakota.

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