Must Watch: Wacky German Video of Two Guys Giving Birth (Sort Of)

In a contest of pain tolerance, who has the higher threshold: Men or women? Men slam into each other playing football. Women go through child labor. Men beat each other up in mixed martial arts. WOMEN GO THROUGH CHILD LABOR. In case you’re on the fence about a winner, watch this video of 2 young German men who are hooked up to a contraction simulation machine, which mimics the sensations that a woman feels during childbirth. It’s safe to say they would probably opt for a punch in the mouth any day.

(YouTube Trick: If you want to hear what they’re saying, press the small “CC” logo across from the “Play” button on the YouTube screen for subtitles.)

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