You Can Call Them Almost Anything
They're Pratically Magnetic
The Bigger the 'Stache, the Higher the Pay
Even You Can Grow the Fu Manchu
Some 'Staches Are Simply More Likeable Than Others
They Might Be Hiding Something
They Could Make You A Better Suitor
They Mop Up Well
'Stache Wearers Take Themselves Very Seriously
Mo Facial Hair Means Mo Free Time
They're All Monkey Business
They're a Money-Making Machine
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.