Smart Ways to Dress Slimmer

Having a bloated day? These sneaky clothing tricks will get you feeling sleeker in seconds.

Pull It Together

LADIES HOME JOURNAL shares the 10 commandments for dressing thin.

Sexy Secret for Longer-Looking Legs
Look leaner in an instant with this tip from GLAMOUR.

Figure-Flaunting Dresses
These slimming dresses from OPRAH are versatile enough to wear year-round.

Celebrity Secrets to Steal
Get the red carpet secret stars rely on for looking super svelte from SHAPE.

Do Denim Right
REDBOOK’s found the 12 best jeans for playing up your assets.

How to Hide 5 Pounds
READER’S DIGEST shows you 5 ways to hide a few extra pounds.

See also:
Lose Weight Around the Clock
8 Things That Are Making You Fat
Rise Up Against Sitting Disease

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