The other day, I received a package of coconut oil in the mail from Carrington Farms. Since I had already cooked dinner for the night, I put it aside in my kitchen for later use (Truffle Pie with Sea Salt, anyone?). Turns out, I needed it sooner than I thought: That night, when I discovered I had run out of chap stick, I started googling around for alternatives and found that I could swap some coconut oil for my regular tube of Aquaphor. Hydrated lips restored, I did a bit more sleuthing and found out that this nifty cooking oil ( a cholesterol-free alternative to butter that’s rich in fatty acids), has some other healthy-living benefits I didn’t know about:
1. It moisturizes dry skin.
2. It restores split ends and nourishes dry hair. Coconut oil can also helps moisturize dry scalps.
3. Out of deodorant? Put a tiny dab of it under your arms.
4. Massage it into nails to keep them healthy and strong. (And banish nail fungus)
5. You can dab it on blemishes and leave it on overnight to help fight acne.
I might just move that coconut oil out of my kitchen and into my bathroom cabinet!
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.