The clients I dread the most are those who say things like âDo whatever you wantâ or âIâm pretty easy to work with."
We know you hate the word bleach, so we use words like lightener and decolorizer.
Yes, I keep notes about you on your client card, and they can get pretty personal
After youâve been late a few times, I ask our receptionist to say your appointment is at 2.
If thereâs one rule to live by, itâs this: Donât make your first appointment with me on a Saturday.
Find out whether your salon offers a discount if you get a cut and a color together, and ask for one if it doesnât.
Itâs fine to use Groupon or another social media site to save money on your hairstyling, but be wary of salons that offer deals all the time.
Thin hair doesnât have to be worn short.
Always dry your hair completely before using a hot tool like a curling iron or a flat iron.
Sometimes when I donât have a clientâs colorâeither because weâre out of it or because I forgot to write it down the previous timeâI donât say anything and just mix something new.
I know youâve heard you shouldnât wash your hair before getting an updo, because a little grit can help maintain the style, but please donât show up with hair thatâs greasy, tangled, or smelly.
Every year after school starts, at least one mom brings in her daughter with hair down to her waist and tells us to give her a pixie cut.
We donât âwashâ your hairâwe âshampooâ it.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.