What to do with leftover egg yolks?
Whip up a yellow cake.
Make pudding for dessert.
Indulge in Pasta Alfredo.
Power up a smoothie.
Perfect your eggnog.
Top dishes with Hollandaise sauce.
Pamper your skin.
Moisturize your hair.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.