1. Treat yourself to the right tissues
2. Stay hydrated, inside and out
3. Soothe puffy eyes with teabags
4. Cool down your eye cream
5. Don't take the red-eye
6. Prime your face before prettifying
7. Don't reveal, conceal
8. Don't pile on the base or powder
9. Warm up your skin
10. Brighten up your eyes
11. Avoid mascara meltdown
12. Keep lips smooth and shiny
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