Don't think you're safe because winter is over.
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Don't touch any "invisible" germs.
Don't get too close to someone with the flu.
Don't imagine your flu shot is bulletproof.
Don't overlook the power of zinc.
Don't ignore Nana: Chicken soup has been proven to help.
Don't dry out your home.
Don't neglect your parents: They need extra protection.
Don't forget to laugh.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.