The Triple-Stuffed OREO: Yahoo Shine editors call OREO’s new creation the “Big Mac of cookies,” and it’s easy to see why. This summer Nabisco will debut what it’s calling the Triple Double: three cookie wafers joined together with layers of chocolate and vanilla cream.
Dunkin’ Donuts’ New Mountain Dew Coolatta and Blueberry Waffle Breakfast Sandwich. The newest Coolatta offers a refreshing option for soda fans. It’s Mountain Dew drink starts off with a frozen neutral base made of sugar, glucose, fructose, silicon dioxide, malic acid, and xanthan gum. And while the blueberry sandwich sounds passable, the accompanying maple bacon helps the breakfast topple scales at 350 calories and 38 grams of fat per sandwich.
Bellatoria’s Sunday Brunch Pizza: America doesn’t need brunch pizzas, says CHOW editor James Norton in an assessment of the straight-from-the-freezer-to-your-oven-to-your-brunch-table pizzas recently unearthed by Bellatoria. Standout offerings include Apple Streusel which serves 6 at 170 calories per slice, and Ultimate Scramble, which can be shared by 3 people at 300 calories per serving.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.